It’s Official, Allah Not Welcome In Alabama

In what has to be the most important issue decided in the 2014 race, Alabama has decided they're banning Sharia law. "What now, Allah? Got you! Won't be any sweet home Allahbama." OK. What are you guys doing? Are you guys, like - they've lost their minds. I keep saying this about the Republicans, but really? I mean, how delusional do you have to be to think that Sharia law is on the precipice of taking over Tuscaloosa?

OK, alright. So, they - voters - passed the Foreign Laws in Court, Amendment 1 to make sure that there are no foreign laws applied in Alabama, including Sharia law. Now, this is so absurd that even a guy leading the Christian Coalition of Alabama has spoken out against it. Go to Reuters for the story: Now, there's two elements to that. One, he's of course absolutely right. Secondly, I don't think he likes that idea of banning religious law, 'cause he's like "Well, I mean, we wanna ban Muslim law, but we want back Christian law, 'cause that's kind of interesting."

Fascinating bedfellows there, OK? Now, in case you are unaware of what Sharia law is, Reuters explains: Do we really believe that the good folks of Alabama were taking advice from the Hadiths of the prophet Muhammad about personal hygiene and how they should pray? Like if that was a significant issue in the state. How delusional do you have to be to believe that that is something like "Hey, wait, we gotta spend money to put a ballot measure there and make sure you go vote, make sure you turn out. OK, Muslims - gotcha! Sorry, no personal hygiene of the Muslims here."

Randy Brinson again, back to Christian Coalition: Well, you got that right, because they just passed a resolution, a referendum to make sure it won't. So don't bring any of that Sharia nonsense around here. Tell me when to shower and how to pray. What would happen?